Candles

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6 products

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Can’t Adult Today
Can’t Adult Today
$20.00
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Bitches Who Brunch
Bitches Who Brunch
$20.00
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Cat Mom
Cat Mom
$20.00
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Dog Mom
Dog Mom
$20.00
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Exhale The Bullshit
Exhale The Bullshit
$20.00
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It’s Your Bday
It’s Your Bday
$20.00
Can’t Adult Today

Can’t Adult Today

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You know those days when you just can't adult. Nope. Not gonna happen. Just leave me in peace I'm watching spongebob all day. Yeah, I know. This candle is the perfect compliment to any lazy day. 

This candle smells EXACTLY like a freshly opened box of Fruit Loops. So. YUMMY. Sweet orange, tangy cherry, and sweet vanilla bean with sandalwood create this nostalgic cereal scent. 

  • 12 oz jar full of 100% soy wax from American grown soy beans
  • Handmade and poured with love and sass in Los Angeles
  • Burn time of 50+ hours when burned properly
  • Vegan. Phthalate free. Cotton wicks. No bullshit.
Cat Mom

Cat Mom

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Do you love your cat more than most people love their children? (jk, but really.) This candle is for you.


Autumn hay with sprinkles of african violets are followed with exotic sandalwood and sweet vanilla notes.

    • 12 oz jar full of 100% soy wax from American grown soy beans
    • Handmade and poured with love and sass in Los Angeles
    • Burn time of 50+ hours when burned properly
    • Vegan. Phthalate free. Cotton wicks. No bullshit.
    Dog Mom

    Dog Mom

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    Do you love your dog more than most people love their children? (jk, but really.) This candle is for you.

    Autumn hay with sprinkles of african violets are followed with exotic sandalwood and sweet vanilla notes.

      • 12 oz jar full of 100% soy wax from American grown soy beans
      • Handmade and poured with love and sass in Los Angeles
      • Burn time of 50+ hours when burned properly
      • Vegan. Phthalate free. Cotton wicks. No bullshit.
      Exhale The Bullshit

      Exhale The Bullshit

      $20.00 Save $-20.00
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      Think of this candle as your own personal meditation guide. Get rid of all the negative bullshit when you light this. Bye Felicia. 

      A calming blend of sage and lemongrass. Perfect for meditation when you're tired of daily bullshit. A wonderful blend of garden herbs and sparkling citrus notes. Hearty lemongrass and fresh, earthy sage combine to complete this uplifting fragrance.

      • 12 oz jar full of 100% soy wax from American grown soy beans
      • Handmade and poured with love and sass in Los Angeles
      • Burn time of 50+ hours when burned properly
      • Vegan. Phthalate free. Cotton wicks. No bullshit.

       

      It’s Your Bday

      It’s Your Bday

      $20.00 Save $-20.00
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      Holy shit, its your friend's birthday and you finally realize how old everyone is getting. Cue the tears and buy them this candle.

      This candle smells like a delicious bakery. Call it birthday cake, call it wedding cake, maybe call it donuts. Lots of buttery, creamy, and vanilla notes make up this delicious blend.

      • 12 oz jar full of 100% soy wax from American grown soy beans
      • Handmade and poured with love and sass in Los Angeles
      • Burn time of 50+ hours when burned properly
      • Vegan. Phthalate free. Cotton wicks. No bullshit.